Bi Poli-Sci Guy

I know Bill Maher has always been a racist dickhole.

But he’s being especially racist and dickholey tonight. Like I really wanna jump in the television and just kick his liberal white ass.

Interesting ‘compliment’ I received last night.

“You’re a cute guy…even though you’re bisexual.”

Never heard that one before…

I really love how a white kid who has only ever had 1 black friend his entire life somehow thinks he knows about racism and what it’s like to be black.

I don’t know whether to laugh or just slap the ignorance out of him.

I really hate group projects.

It puts severe limits on my ability to procrastinate and forces me to interact with other human beings.

I don’t know what I want to do with my life.

I think I’ll just drink tequila til I faint…

Michelle Obama is the only speaker I’ve bothered to listen to so far.

I love that we have such a strong, intelligent, fabulous black woman as our First Lady.  But otherwise, I can’t take these conventions seriously.

I’m voting for Barack, but I’m not going to pretend like I’m excited about it.

I accidentally ran over a squirrel tonight.

It was horrible.  I could hear its tiny little body get crushed beneath the weight of my car.  My heart stopped when I looked back and saw its broken, bloody, contorted remains in the middle of the road.

I’m such a horrible person.  I don’t deserve to live.  WHY?!  WHY COULDN’T IT HAVE JUST BEEN A HUMAN?!

I think I’ve decided to stay in graduate school for the rest of my life.

Or at least until the “real world” looks less awful.

I find it funny whenever someone assumes that I’m straight.

In high school, it was the complete opposite: I was quiet and had mostly women friends, so I was always assumed to be gay.

Now I openly identify as bisexual, but whenever I interact with new people, they just assume I’m a typical, masculine, heterosexual guy. =/

The flaming aura that surrounded me as a teenager has apparently faded away…

I haven’t done one of these in a while…

1. Where is the one place you want to visit before you die? - Alaska.  I’d like to shoot a wolf from an airplane then look at Russia from my hotel.
2. Favorite alcoholic beverage? - TEQUILA! And Mike’s Hard Lemonade.  But mostly tequila.
3. Is your room messy or clean? - It’s a beautiful disaster zone.
4. What is the last movie you saw in theaters? - The Muppets Movie.  I NEED TO SEE THE AVENGERS!!!
5. How do you cope with stress? - Marijuana and tequila.
6. What are your plans for the summer? - Summer classes and working on political campaigns.
7. How is your relationship with your parents? - I’d be lost without them.
8. What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done? - Sing ‘Super Bass’ in front of a room full of strangers?
9. What is your favorite television show? - The Daily Show
10. Are you going to see your mom on Mother’s Day? - I see my mother everyday.
11. Is there any moment in your life that you’d like to do over again? - “Oh I wish, I wish I hadn’t killed that fish…”

My friend’s racist, homophobic father apparently thinks I look like RuPaul

I don’t know if I feel flattered or insulted.