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steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

“People love chocolate”

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strifeandslash:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

fuck these are old and I remember seeing them such a long time ago, so fucking glad someone brought this back

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4pea2ce0:

XD

Oh, I’ve done that plenty of times. XD

4pea2ce0:

XD

Oh, I’ve done that plenty of times. XD

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stfueverything:

shawarmaprincess:

excellent

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but zomg MISANDRY!!!

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*has the exact same wig*

*has the exact same wig*

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Replaying FFX now. Seymour always cracks me up.

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socialistexan:

sanityscraps:

terra-tele:

DAYMN.

is he reading atlas shrugged

Yeah, because he’s a whiny white boy aged 13-25, he’s in the perfect demo for that book.

socialistexan:

sanityscraps:

terra-tele:

DAYMN.

is he reading atlas shrugged

Yeah, because he’s a whiny white boy aged 13-25, he’s in the perfect demo for that book.

(Source: epicdoom)

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