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Rick Santorum won Alabama and Mississippi, and Mitt Romney won Hawaii and American Samoa. Here’s a little mnemonic device to help you remember: places you can get to in a Winnebago go to Santorum; places that require a jet or a yacht went to Romney.

Romney always does well with islands — that’s where his money lives.

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JON STEWART, The Daily Show (via inothernews)

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