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goldstarbisexual:

Bisexuals are cute this is a fact

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bevkatz:

why would you even want to be straight like how boring

what do straighties even do all day?

i’ve heard they go to these gatherings called…….. barn raisings??? where they build barns??? idk straight people are weird

(Source: bevkatz, via angry-queer-intensifies)

swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

(via bemusedlybespectacled)

gaysavior:

talking to libertarian friends

gaysavior:

talking to libertarian friends

(via allthelittlebeagles)

dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

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percyblackjackson:

Panic! at the last minute because i didn’t do my homework

(Source: allisonsargant, via lovingyouisredforyou)

deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet

(via thatpunnyguy)

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

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thatpunnyguy:

My kinda place

thatpunnyguy:

My kinda place

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abhorrentafro:

darryqueene:

Is this breaking bad

yes

(via not-arizona-tea)

no offense but i want to set you on fire

(Source: fuukevery1, via not-arizona-tea)